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Job Opening
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May. 14th, 2008 @ 08:57 pm
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Dear Mr. President:
I see where the Solicitor General of the United States Paul Clement is stepping down, and he's the guy in your justice department who handles the cases before the Supreme Court. I think it was pretty mean of him to quit just when you and Laura were all excited about the big wedding. (BTW, may your first grandchild be a masculine child!).
I know what you're thinking: who the heck am I gonna get to fill this job what with the administration coming to an end and all. Like, who's gonna drop everything just so he can tell his grandkids, "Hey, guess what? I was Solicitor General for six whole months" (or whatever).
Well, it just so happens Mr. President that through a peculiar combination of circumstances I am available and willing. Oh, sure, I realize that I've been holding out for one of those Supreme Court vacancies, or even AG, but you know, I've been thinking it over and figure that Solicitor General would be ok for now if my country really needs me, and God knows they do. (See, in one small way I'm like that Obama guy: I'm ready to do God's work when called, and btw my number's in the book; which reminds me, did you know God's direct line is et cum spiri-2-2-0? That's an old altar boy joke you can ask Benedict about next time you see him and I'm sure he'll chuckle, especially if you follow it up with the "Dominick go frisk 'em" one which always gets a belly laugh at the communion breakfasts, at least it did before 1965).
So how about it? I'm sure I wouldn't embarrass you, like that would make a difference at this point, and the arguments in the Supreme Court are pretty much all done now until October, and I'm sure we could ask the CJ to postpone any appearance of mine until after the November election and after that, if I screw up, who's gonna give a crap anyway?
Not that it matters, because I'm doing this to serve my country, but does this job come with health insurance and/or a limo?
Yours in strict-construction-originalist mode,
Robert N. Going
PS I have Scotusblog on my LiveJournal Friends Page, so I'm up to date with the current cases and I'm perfectly willing to take either your side or Cheney's on the DC gun issue should it come up again, whichever way you guys decide. I also have friended meep and theevilhalf so I'm pretty confident I have all the angles covered.

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Father Rutler, The Wife and Me
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Mar. 17th, 2008 @ 11:30 pm
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It doesn't get more solemn than the Solemn Palm Sunday Mass we attended yesterday in New York, from the grand opening procession, through the chanted Passion of Our Lord Jesus Christ According to Matthew, the incense, the Gregorian Chants by that spectacular choir and organist and the stunning silence of the recession.
Sanctus! Sanctus! Sanctus!
I said to Mary afterwards, "I love this church. It's the most peaceful church I have ever been in anywhere."
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Father George Rutler is a most remarkable man. He mixes easily in the highest councils of the land. He thinks, and he writes wonderful books containing great thoughts. He conveys his message globally on EWTN. It is not unusual to spot famous people at his Masses. He is, among other things, the "unofficial chaplain of National Review."
And he is the pastor of a church, just like hundreds and hundreds of other priests. He guides his parish flock. He pays attention to detail and is a respecter of the great traditions of the Catholic Faith. When he preaches the Gospel, you know he believes every word of it. When he consecrates the host, you know he knows that he is in the presence of Almighty God.
His parish church, the Church of Our Saviour on Park Avenue in New York City, four blocks south of Grand Central Station, exudes sanctity at any time of day. In slightly over an hour last Friday, Mary and I experienced quiet reflection, the Angelus, noon Mass with a fine little sermonette on the life of St. Patrick, Stations of the Cross and Exposition of the Blessed Sacrament. Father Rutler has his congregation well-trained. As he gently swung the thurible back and forth, the incense carrying his prayers to heaven, he alternated between English and Latin, with multiple voices echoing the responses in the appropriate tongue. (I did pretty good except for the middle of the second half of the Pater Noster, which I can never get right, though I present a strong finish.)
Afterwards he slipped gently out of the sanctuary, leaving the Blessed Sacrament exposed for worship, and quietly stepped into the confessional, where a long line soon formed.
For all his fame, he seems at heart a humble parish priest as we used to know them, bringing the mercy of God to his people one soul at a time. And that's what I really like about him.
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And after the Solemn Mass on Palm Sunday he said to me, "Are you still judging? Justice Scalia had a bunch of us over Friday night for brandy and cigars. I had a great time! Didn't get home until after midnight!"
Frankly, I like that part of him too.

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Litany of Rafael Cardinal Merry del Val
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Nov. 8th, 2007 @ 07:33 pm
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From the wall of the office of Justice Clarence Thomas, a prayer suitable for all in public life:
O Jesus! meek and humble of heart, Hear me. From the desire of being esteemed, Deliver me, Jesus. From the desire of being loved... From the desire of being extolled ... From the desire of being honored ... From the desire of being praised ... From the desire of being preferred to others... From the desire of being consulted ... From the desire of being approved ... From the fear of being humiliated ... From the fear of being despised... From the fear of suffering rebukes ... From the fear of being calumniated ... From the fear of being forgotten ... From the fear of being ridiculed ... From the fear of being wronged ... From the fear of being suspected ... That others may be loved more than I, Jesus, grant me the grace to desire it. That others may be esteemed more than I ... That, in the opinion of the world, others may increase and I may decrease ... That others may be chosen and I set aside ... That others may be praised and I unnoticed ... That others may be preferred to me in everything... That others may become holier than I, provided that I may become as holy as I should...

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Attorney General II
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Aug. 28th, 2007 @ 08:32 am
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Dear Mr. President,
Wow! You sure can move fast when the mood strikes you!
I gather from the headlines that you plan on asking Clement to be Acting Attorney General and then maybe if he works out giving him the starting position.
Now, Matt Clement is an interesting choice. You're thinking baseball and more importantly Red Sox, so I see you're taking some of my advice to heart. That's good. And Clement hasn't been doing much except working out for the last year and a half, whatever that means, so he's available, and what with the way the Red Sox starters have doing, not to mention the bull pen, there's frankly mot much room on the roster for him, even when they go to 40 next week. So, short-term it makes some sense.
BUT.
You know how the jokesters are. Think about it. Do you really need to have Leno and Letterman and Chris Matthews holding up that film of Clement taking the line drive to the head in 2005 and making it the symbol of the last days of your administration? Not good.
And really, Clement wasn't with the team long enough to have inspired loyal fans. We saw him in early 2005 at Fenway and he pitched a hell of a game, even if it was against Tampa Bay. But a great half-season that ended up going nowhere isn't the stuff of which legends are made.
I'm thinking maybe Gabe Kappler. Sure he was just a back-up outfielder, but he was on the 2004 World Champs, so everybody loves him. It used to be neat to see him and Johnny Demon (that's what we call him now) stand in the outfield between innings with their shirt numbers saying "19 18" for us guys in the bleacher seats (get it? Of course after this season they'll have to put Dick Cheney and Sean Connery in the outfield to make a similar joke- "2 007". Like the Rangers have a chance. Hah!).
And Kappler's like Jewish, and whether it's true or not, most people think he'd probably make a smart lawyer, and perception's the key to everything in politics.
But then, he's got a nice job managing one of the minor league clubs, so he probably wouldn't be interested.
But I am.
And I still might be your best choice, even if my cutter's a little wobbly.
Robert N. Going Conservative Republican pro-life Catholic Red Sox fanatic currently hiding out in Amsterdam, NY but willing to relocate
[UPDATE: Turns out it's PAUL Clement, not Matt after all. Sheesh. Matt I could understand, but what the heck has Paul got that I haven't got?]

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Attorney General
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Aug. 27th, 2007 @ 10:16 am
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Dear Mr. President,
I see from the New York Times that you will soon have a vacancy in the office of Attorney General of the United States.
Now, I happen to think I'm well-qualified for this job. First of all, I am an attorney. Second, I am one of the very few people in this country who knows that the Attorney General is one of four original cabinet positions appointed by President GEORGE WASHINGTON! (We call him George W. around here).
Third, people keep saying that being Attorney General is a good thing to have in your background when you get nominated for the Supreme Court, at least that's what the word was when you put Mr. Gonzales there (guess that's not working out too well, huh?). Anyway, since I'm already qualified to be a Supreme Court Justice (except in New York, but that's another story), well, why not just put me in the AG suite till the next slot opens up? Stephens doesn't look all that hot lately, BTW.
Of course, some of those liberals up there on the Hill probably would be shocked and dismayed instead of awed if you suddenly threw out the name of a conservative Republican pro-life Catholic Red Sox fanatic, so maybe we could slip this through as one of those recess appointments. Then we do that again next year and before you know it, we're both ready to retire. Unless Fred or Rudy or somebody wants to appoint one of us to the Supreme Court.
There I go again.
You know we had one ex-president on the Supreme Court. His name was Taft, not the one that just wrecked the Republican Party in Ohio, one of his remote ancestors, I think. And there's nothing in the Constitution that says an MBA can't be on the court (Notice my brilliance in Constitutional Law, Mr. Prez?), so heck, with nine chairs there'll be room enough for both of us!
Oh, and I have a blog.
Very truly yours,
Robert N. Going Conservative Republican pro-life Catholic Red Sox fanatic currently hiding out in Amsterdam, NY but willing to relocate
PS Uh, if you should be looking through the blog archives you can probably skip over some of that stuff about Harriet Miers. You know how stale topical humor can get.

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Unborn Child
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Apr. 19th, 2007 @ 08:35 am
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Pardon me if I'm not dancing in the streets over yesterday's Supreme Court ruling in Gonzales v. Carhart.
Not that I disagree with the decision. It's ok as far as it goes, which is not too far. All it says is that this particular statute, which seeks to ban a medical procedure by which a fully-developed viable unborn child is yanked feet-first through the birth canal until its head is locked in the cervix, whereupon its skull is pierced and brains vacuumed out until, presumably, death occurs, is not UNCONSTITUTIONAL on its face.
It still might be unconstitutional in some cases, of course, and there are other, unbanned, methods available which would allow for the same result, so what's the big deal suggests the majority, while the shrill voices of the dissenters (and ALL the candidates for president in the party of Jefferson) are left kicking and screaming like, well, a new-born baby.
Roe v. Wade was fairly new when I was in law school and even the most radical left-wing card-carrying-member-of-the-ACLU law professor wasn't convinced it was good law, nor good policy. I remember him explaining the "viability" issue left open by the court. (You may recall that Roe divided a baby into three trimesters and declared that no regulation could take place for the first trimester, some for the second, and then marked the beginning of the third trimester as when "viability" happens and thus a stronger governmental interest is created).
The Professor pointed out that advances in science and medicine were already moving back the viability time clock and that we could expect future courts to narrow the Roe decision without having to overturn it.
Which shows that prophecy is a difficult business when dealing with a body like the Supreme Court which has the power to make its own rules and public policy as it goes along.
So why not just say what is obvious to nearly everyone: that a fully-developed fetus which unquestionably could survive and thrive outside the womb has every bit as much right to life as nine ladies and gentlemen wearing black robes?
I said fetus there deliberately.
The thing that sent dissenter Justice Ginsburg into apoplexy yesterday? Justice Kennedy continuously referred to the victim of this grim and ghastly barbarism as an "unborn child".
And therein appears the very first crack in 34 years in this wall of madness.

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Catherine Cortez Masto
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Nov. 17th, 2006 @ 09:11 am
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Now just why do you suppose The Judge Report would be featuring a picture of a Democrat, the newly elected Attorney General of Nevada Catherine Cortez Masto?
Because her husband Paul, former White House Secret Service Agent, is a native of Amsterdam, and her father-in-law Paul is on our Golf Commission, and her mother-in-law is my dear friend Tilda Masto, who is my accompanist whenever I appear with the Galway Players and am permitted to sing.
So congratulations to the Masto family and best wishes to Catherine as she undertakes her new responsibilities.
And, oh, by the way, I may be persuaded to relocate if the price is right and you need someone with vast experience in criminal law, not to mention judicial wisdom.
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CONFIDENTIAL TO GWB: This does not mean that I have lost interest in that Supreme Court nomination I had mentioned previously. It's important that we, like, try to appear a little bipartisan under the circumstances, you know what I mean? Ask Karl. I'm sure he'll agree.

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My Week at NRO
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Jun. 16th, 2006 @ 05:18 pm
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I've been running a pretty good streak lately getting my comments posted (however uncredited) at my favorite Blog, The Corner at National Review Online. Here's a couple from this week:
Starts with John Derbyshire's post on Thursday:
Whose Gulf? [John Derbyshire]
Iran has banned The Economist for printing a map in which the blue blob between Iran and Saudi Arabia is called "The Gulf" rather than "The Persian Gilf." The latter, according to Iran, is the only permissible name. Here's my question. Since only about half the population of Iran is Persian ("Persian 51%, Azeri 24%, Gilaki and Mazandarani 8%, Kurd 7%, Arab 3%, Lur 2%, Baloch 2%, Turkmen 2%, other 1%"), shouldn't they prefer "Iranian Gulf"? Posted at 2:47 PM
Which prompted this, courtesy of me:
Meme Meme Tekel Upharsim [John Derbyshire]
A reader, responding to my post about Iran: "You know what they say, Derb: One man's Mede is another man's Persian." Posted at 3:37 PM
[And no, Derb, if weighed in the balance you would surely not be found wanting. Wait. Maybe he was talking about me.]
Then today Jonah Goldberg opened up a discussion on the Supreme Court "No-Knock" ruling of yesterday:
Knock, Knock [Jonah Goldberg]
Do any of our legal eagles have a problem with yesterday's Scotus decision? Personally, I think knocking is nice and should be done where appropriate. But if the police have a warrant, why should people have a constitutional right to hearing a knock? Listening to NPR this morning Nina Totenberg made it sound like the jackbooted sensible-shoe-wearing thugs of the police state were on the verge of having the right to break into your house and charge whatever they wanted on your pay-per-view without asking. Are the conservatives on the court really poised to throw out the exclusionary rule and warrants entirely? I find that hard to believe. Posted at 10:54 AM
AHA! Something I actually know something about! First, I had to clarify some misconceptions about the case. (It helps if you read it first.)
To Knock Or Not To Knock [Jonah Goldberg]
From a reader:
I believe there is some confusion over what the court actually said. They did NOT say it was ok to enter without knocking. In fact, the parties conceded as a given that the entry in this case was improper.
The discussion and the decision were entirely about whether the EXCLUSIONARY RULE applies in this case, and a majority decided that it did not. In other words, valuable and otherwise valid evidence of guilt could still be presented to the jury. The plurality decision pondered whether the exclusionary rule, adopted in the early 60's, was still necessary at all, pointing out that there are other remedies available to both serve as deterrents to police misuse of authority and remedy existing violations, such as federal 1983 civil rights actions and civilian oversight of police.
Excluding evidence of guilt is, after all, a pretty draconian solution when you think about it. The Warren Court felt that it was the only way to control the police. This court is starting to think that maybe it isn't.
On the facts of this case, I think that the existence of an actual warrant for the items seized is what brought Kennedy over. The others (i.e. The Good Guys) look plenty ready to declare the Mapp Rule an idea whose time has passed.
Posted at 12:04 PM
So, about that next vacancy on the Supreme Court, Mr. President: I believe you still have my application? 'Cause if not, I could always send you another one.

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Plessy v. Ferguson
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May. 18th, 2006 @ 08:51 am
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On May 18, 1896, the Supreme Court handed down the infamous "separate but equal" decision which put the national imprimatur on "Jim Crow" laws enacted in the post-war South.
Read the decision carefully, for there is much in it. Pay particular attention to Harlan's stirring dissent. An example:
The law regards man as man, and takes no account of his surroundings or of his color when his civil rights as guarantied by the supreme law of the land are involved. It is therefore to be regretted that this high tribunal, the final expositor of the fundamental law of the land, has reached the conclusion that it is competent for a state to regulate the enjoyment by citizens of their civil rights solely upon the basis of race.
In my opinion, the judgment this day rendered will, in time, prove to be quite as pernicious as the decision made by this tribunal in the Dred Scott Case.
Sometimes the Supreme Court makes rulings for which they, and we, should be ashamed. This is a classic example. And it acted as "super-precedent" for a long time after.
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The Scalia Gesture
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Mar. 29th, 2006 @ 08:24 am
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Gosh, it seems the reporting world is all agog over Supreme Court Justice Antonin Scalia and his alleged chin flip to an obnoxious reporter after Mass the other day, described as "an obscene gesture". Well, I'm half-Italian and the gesture in question is not unknown in my family, and although we come from northern Tuscany and speak a more pure form of Italian than the dialect of the Scalia family, I have taken a course in Italian hand language and feel I have at least as much expertise as the reporter involved, and less emotion.
It is indeed possible that the gesture could be interpreted as obscene, but it is a very nuanced move and it really all depends on the intensity of the torque of the wrist action. It could mean anything from, "Whadya some kinda moron?" to "Gedouddahere before I break your head" to . . . well, it's a continuum. We weren't there, so the good justice should get the benefit of the doubt.
Back when I was in law school the local (Italian-American) municipal court judge invited me to court one day as an observer. Featured was a case involving a very agitated deaf-mute (forgive me, I'm not up on the politically correct term this week). A conscientious sign language interpreter was giving a dead-pan simultaneous translation for the court. The litigant got more and more frustrated, pacing in the well of the courtroom, and at the end of a long, silent speech, turns to the judge and gives him a good, solid chin flip.
While, without missing a beat, the interpreter translates, "I am very upset with these proceedings, Your Honor."
There. That's all Tony was trying to say. So let's fuhgeddaboudit.
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The Way We Were
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Jan. 10th, 2006 @ 09:00 am
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"But this was back in the late 1960s and early 1970s. It was a time of turmoil at colleges and universities. And I saw some very smart people and very privileged people behaving irresponsibly." -Samuel Alito 1/9/2006
You youngsters can have no idea what it was like to be a conservative Republican on a college campus in that era. I entered the university in the fall of 1969, when the radical left was still hepped up from the thrill of the 1968 Chicago convention riots and enthralled by the example of Mao's Cultural Revolution.
Now, I was not on a major Ivy League type campus, just a state university. But the Reds were well-organized if not overly-competent. There were a couple of feeble attempts that were more farcical than practical, like breaking down a snow fence around a small plot that was being planted with trees and benches and hijacking it as "People's Park" for no obvious purpose since that was the intended use of the space anyway. Then there was the poor guy standing on the small fountain during the October, 1969 Student Moratorium (we were supposed to cut classes and denounce all the usual suspects) who tried to deliver a stem-winder with all the passion of George Goebel talking about Spooky Old Alice. "Am I calling for revolution?" (Glances at his note card.) "Maybe."
But, as the year went on, things got more tense. By Spring we had the Kent State shootings and the radicals used that as an opportunity to firebomb one of the dormitories. (Actually the imperialist "Flag Room" where the flags of all nations hung multiculturally.) It wasn't a game anymore. Several times we exited the dorms in the middle of the night. Students tooked turns on 24-hour fire watch.
As in China, the leaders were demanding that the colleges be closed. Anyone who refused to cooperate was denounced and terrorized. Final exams were forbidden.
A group of us risked their ire by showing up for our Roman History final. About twenty minutes into it, we heard loud noises in the hall and a group of thugs burst in and filled the back and side of the classroom (accompanied by a newspaper photographer.) The leader got several of them to start thumping their fists in unison against the blackboard. He began talking about how this was the sound of the jackbooted nazis who were running the university and compelling us against our will to take exams.
Professor Hans Pohlsander rose from his desk and pointed a finger at him. "DON'T TELL ME ABOUT THE NAZIS! I was in school in Germany when they were in power and I know what they were like. You know what they were like? THEY WERE EXACTLY LIKE YOU! YOU ARE THE NAZIS!"
The girl sitting across from me turned around and said, "Will you people get out of here? We're taking this exam because we want to take it!"
I wish I could report on something brave or heroic that I said or did. I hope I at least made a face, but I frankly don't remember doing even that.
The Nazis left. After a short while, Professor Pohlsander thanked everyone for remaining and told us to take the exams with us, consider it an open book test, and return them to his office by Thursday.
The gutless university closed and we never did take the rest of our exams.
If Sam Alito has memories like that, I'll be mighty happy to see him on the Supreme Court.
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Alito
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Oct. 31st, 2005 @ 08:44 am
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Dear Judge Going:
Thank you for expressing your interest in the position of Associate Justice of the Supreme Court of the United States.
It is always difficult to choose when there are so many well-qualified candidates, such as yourself, available to fill a single position.
We are sorry to inform you that President Bush has chosen to go in a different direction and the vacancy has been filled.
Please be assured that we will keep your application on file for six months should there be any further openings in this or similar positions.
Very truly yours,
Marjorie Mennerhoff Administrative Assistant to the Assistant Administrator in Charge of Administration Office of Presidential Appointments
P.S. On a personal note, the candy and flowers were greatly appreciated. A record of your donation is on permanent file in the Bureau of Government Ethics.

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Carnival of Dawn Patrolees IV
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Oct. 30th, 2005 @ 01:06 pm
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Well, the weeks are starting to pass quickly, and that must mean that Thrill of the Chaste is almost ready for the printers and that the Dawn Patrol will be back soon. Meanwhile, that site came out of hibernation briefly for the big discussion on what student blogging Catholic High Schools should and shouldn't allow. All neatly resolved and encapsulated in Dawn's Blog On , her Sunday column. And here is yet another glamour shot of Dawn to keep Saint Kansas coming back.

Nightfly has a tribute to his Dad, which is a must-read not only to remind ourselves what's really important, but also to reflect on what really nice people used to hang out at the Dawn Patrol. Plus another fine piece of writing.
Wander over to Catholic Pillowfight to add to the collection of things Mary Nagdelene might have said to her husband the Big J-man.
JRob's House of Opinions dares to enter the controversy over "Native-American" names for college sports teams. I'm a little sensitive on this as my High School teams were the Mohawks and I still have fond memories of Danny Blanchfield running around with his tomahawk. SUNY Albany (now the University at Albany, don't you know) still has the Great Danes, but how long that can last in this PETA-sensitive society is anybody's guess. I'm surprised they still allow competitive sports at all, since someone's bound to feel bad afterwards. Me, I still root for the Fighting Irish, and I'm unaware that any of my Tipperary kin object. I remember hearing the issue discussed some years ago and one of the sensitive types turned to his opponent and said, "How would you like it if a team was called 'The Jews'?" and the Jewish commentator said, "Are you kidding? Nobody's rooted for the Jews in thousands of years. I'd LOVE it!!"
Lilac Rose is into soap-making this weekend, which is not my thing, but I pass it along as a worthy pursuit for those who need a political rest and something to do between Supreme Court nominations. (Which reminds me, I still haven't heard anything one way or another on my application).
Which brings me to the bad news from President Aristotle that some guys named Luttig and Alito seem to have snuck in ahead of me. But don't count your chickens, friends. [Personal to GWB: There is Still Time, Brother!]

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Dear Mr. President: Balancing the Court and My Application
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Oct. 28th, 2005 @ 12:25 pm
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Dear Mr. President:
I see you haven't made a decision about my application yet, and I've still got my fingers crossed! Here's something else you might want to consider.
Now, I have been puzzling over something that makes no sense to me. During your first term, the New England Patriots won TWO Super Bowls, and the Boston Red Sox won the World Series. You'd think that would make SOME people real happy about the job you were doing, but NOOOOOO. You got CLOBBERED in New England. What's up with that?
I think the answer is that you have never appointed an avowed Red Sox fan to high office. People remember stuff like that. It's not fair, I know, but this is a democracy and sometimes you have to look beyond people's skills and potential and, dare I say it, PANDER to certain interest groups, just so they don't feel left out.
Remember you are President of the UNITED STATES, not just Texas, and there are like a whole big lot of people who watched your mom and dad jumping up and down and rooting for the HOUSTON Astros, and that just goes to remind them that, well, it's been a long time since the Red Sox had a seat on the Supreme Court.
This is just something I think you ought to consider when making your next appointment.
-Robert N. Going, Conservative Republican Pro-Life Catholic Red Sox Fanatic
PS Do you think Schumer and Mrs. Clinton would dare oppose someone from Upstate New York? I don't!

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Dear Mr. President: Constitutional Law and My Application
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Oct. 27th, 2005 @ 05:05 pm
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Dear Mr. President:
In the UPDATE to my last post I said that I received a "B-" in Constitutional Law. That was rash of me, but be assured the error was unintentional. I've had my people do some vetting for me and discovered that I actually received that grade for a course on the First and Fourteenth Amendments, but those are still important ones, right? And "B-" is not a bad grade for law school, really.
Now, in order for my application to be complete and accurate, I must let you know that my actual grade in Constitutional Law was a "C-". WAIT! WAIT! Don't stop reading. There are a few things you need to know about that.
FIRST, my professor was a card-carrying member of the ACLU! (Ask your Dad about that one!)
SECOND, that same professor joined the National Lawyers' Guild BECAUSE the Attorney General (not Gonzales, another one) had declared the Guild a Communist Front organization!
Mr. President, this guy was NOT a Strict-constructionist, he was NOT an Originalist and he was NOT a Nixonian! I mention the latter because the night before the Final Exam, President Nixon was on television with Sir David Frost talking about, of all things, CONSTITUTIONAL LAW. Well, this was serendipity if ever there was any, so I listened very carefully when President Nixon explained to THE WHOLE WORLD, that if THE PRESIDENT orders something to happen, it CANNOT be UNCONSTITUTIONAL, because by the very nature of the office ANYTHING the President does IS CONSTITUTIONAL! I learned more in that one hour than I did in a year from that LIBERAL professor!
SOOOOO, the next day on the final exam I managed to work in President Nixon's wisdom on Constitutional Law (he went to Duke Law school, did you know that?) and explained to my COMMIE-LOVER Professor how CONSTITUTIONALLY the President can do whatever he damn well pleases!
And THAT, Mr. President, is how I got a "C-" in Constitutional Law.
-Robert N. Going
PS Please don't share this letter with Sen. Schumer. I think some of this stuff we need to keep below the radar, if you know what I mean.

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Harriet Miers VII -This Does It for Me [UPDATE]
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Oct. 26th, 2005 @ 12:45 pm
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In case it wasn't already clear, I am opposed to the nomination of Harriet Miers for the Supreme Court.
The latest, and for me final straw is this story in today's Washington Post: Supreme Court nominee Harriet Miers said in a speech more than a decade ago that “self-determination” should guide decisions about abortion and school prayer and that in cases where scientific facts are disputed and religious beliefs vary, “government should not act.”
In an undated speech given in the spring of 1993 to the Executive Women of Dallas, Miers appeared to offer a libertarian view of several topics in which the law and religious beliefs were colliding in court.
“The ongoing debate continues surrounding the attempt to once again criminalize abortions or to once and for all guarantee the freedom of the individual women’s [sic] right to decide for herself whether she will have an abortion,” Miers said.
Those seeking to resolve such disputes would do well to remember that “we gave up” a long time ago on “legislating religion or morality,” she said. And “when science cannot determine the facts and decisions vary based upon religious belief, then government should not act.”
“My basic message here is that when you hear the courts blamed for activism or intrusion where they do not belong, stop and examine what the elected leadership has done to solve the problem at issue,” she said.
These are not the words of an "originalist", these are not the words of someone who thinks judges should not legislate from the bench, these are not the words of a conservative. This is not what the president should be seeing when he looks into the heart of a potential nominee.
I am convinced that she is not only woefully unqualified for the position, but that she would be horribly bad as a justice from every perspective that matters to me as a lawyer, former judge, and Conservative Republican Pro-Life Catholic Red Sox fanatic. (While I'm not sure what her position on baseball would be, I feel confident in asserting that she would screw that up as well.)
STOP, Mr. President. STOP! Please!
[UPDATE] Wow! That didn't take long! Now, Mr. President, about my application . . . I got a B- in Constitutional Law. That's good, right?

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Harriet Miers VI - Once More Into the Breach
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Oct. 12th, 2005 @ 09:40 am
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Enter the President
ROVE
O that we now had here But one ten thousand of those conservatives That do no work for Miers!
THE PRESIDENT
What's he that wishes so? My crony Rove? No, my dear crony: If we are mark'd to lose, it is enough That we can blame elites; and if to win, The fewer men, the fewer favours owed.
THE FIRST LADY
You said “the fewer men.” I trust you mean To also speak of those of whom it’s said A ceiling made of glass must yet be pierced.
THE PRESIDENT
Quite so! I pray thee, wish not one man more, Or even of that other sex as well. By Jove, I am not covetous for gold, Nor care I of the ratings of the polls; It yearns me not if commentators scorn; Such outward things dwell not in my desires: But if it be a sin to clone O’Connor, I am the most offending soul alive. No, Fate, dear Rove, has brought me to this place: The only status that I yearn is quo, And only I discern the woman’s heart.
ROVE
The bloggers claim you’ve not the promise kept.
THE PRESIDENT
Too bad. Too bad. They say I’m like my dad. Well read my hips, I need you not at all, You pundits and you weird neanderthals! Rather proclaim it, Rove, through talking points, That he which hath no stomach to this fight, Let him depart; his White House pass be gone, No bridges for his state and bases closed. We would not lie in that man's company That fears his fellowship to lie with us.
THE FIRST LADY
The women, Bushie! We have status too.
THE PRESIDENT
Status quota. Ha! I made a joke! [all laugh]
This day we’ll call the feast of Harriet: And if she should the Senators survive, We’ll stand a tip-toe when the day is named, And shout “Hear! Hear!” for dear old Harriet.
Old men forget, and women too, my dear, And trust me (Ha! I made another joke!): The Right to other matters will be turned, And naught will come of this, o be assured. But we shall not forget but once their names: Kristol and Will, Krauthammer, K-Lo, Rush. And mark you Goldberg too, the kid, not mom (Who did many a kitten drown to win this fight). Be them, their flowing crap, freshly remember'd.
And Harriet’s day shall ne'er go by, From this day to the ending of the world, But we in it shall be remember'd; We few, we happy few, we broth of blanders.
-Robert N. Going 10/12/05

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Harriet Miers V- Here Kitty Kitty
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Oct. 11th, 2005 @ 08:26 am
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My dear friend Lucianne Goldberg, clearly not siding with the elitist cabal at NRO, posts the following this morning at Lucianne.com :

Every time another columnist disses Miers a kitten goes in the rinse cycle. (Let's see if this works)
[I hear Harriet Miers insists on calling her paperboy a paperperson. What's THAT all about, hmmmmm???
Here kitty kitty . . . -rng]

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Harriet Miers IV- The Oration
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Oct. 11th, 2005 @ 12:59 am
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Colleen, to you once more I give my thanks. The noble Nightfly must in jealous rage forever be When e'er this work of Dylan will be read. Great thanks, StillAngryBlog, again great thanks.
So readers, here's a taste of one well bred, (Not Wonder Bread) who does to mighty Caesar turn, And twist the dagger. ...............................But enough. Here 'tis:
Friends, Americans, bloggers, lend me your ears I come to bury Miers, not to confirm her. The evil that Justices do lives after them; The good is oft preserved by rejecting their nominations; So let it be with Miers.
The noble Bush hath told you Harriet is conservative; If it be so, 'tis a glorious qualification, And gloriously may Miers answer it in her hearings. Here, under leave of Bush and the rest,-- For Bush is an honorable man; So are they all, all honorable men,-- Come I to speak before Miers' hearings.
She was an unknown, undistinguished and of no importance to me: But Bush says she is conservative; And Bush is an honorable man. She hath brought unqualifed minorities home to our universities, Whose enrollments did diversity expand: Did this in Miers seem conservative? When that the gay lobby has whined, Miers hath responded; Conservativism should be made of sterner stuff: Yet Bush says she is a conservative; And Bush is an honorable man.
Link you to this, my friends, for more is writ. While I turn green with envy (just a bit).

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Harriet Miers III -The Smoking Gun?
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Oct. 9th, 2005 @ 07:35 am
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Michael Isikoff investigates the reactions of the informal conservative think tank which rallied support for Roberts. It appears they are not, as a group, overwhelmed by the nomination. Isikoff got ahold of some of the exchanged emails, and they certainly look legitimate (i.e. those great legal and political minds had a reaction very similar to my own). Here is the sentence that ought to send chills up and down the spines of those who have been working feverishly for a generation to build a conservative "bench", both in baseball and judicial terms:
Michael A. Carvin, the lawyer who argued the president's case in Bush v. Gore before the Florida Supreme Court, was riled by a newspaper article about Miers. The story reported that Miers had once been quoted saying she wouldn't belong to the Federalist Society, an influential conservative legal group, because she viewed it as "'activist' and 'partisan'." In an e-mail to the group, Carvin—who did not respond to repeated calls for comment—wrote, "This is becoming more embarrassing as every day passes." Any person holding such a view of the Federalist Society has no business being nominated for the Supreme Court of the United States by a Republican president.

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